How to Not Pick Up a Classy Woman 101

- Talk about how you are a self-proclaimed sex psychologist

- Take a book with a title like "Sperm Wars" with you in public

- Talk about your bowel movements

- Cuss a lot

- Don't laugh at any of her jokes.  Even if they're really good.

- Tell her she's too pretty to think. 

Birthday was fun!  Tried an apple martini, margarita, and pina colada! 

I read this in one of my books.  I don't know if my eyes have ever been so opened.

"Woe is me! for I am undone; because I am a man of unclean lips."  Isaiah 6:5

"...The effect of the vision of the holiness of the Lord to Isaiah was to bring home to him that he was a man of unclean lips.  'And he laid it upon my mouth, and said Lo, this hath touched thy lips; and thine iniquity is taken away, and thy sin is purged.'  The cleansing fire had to be applied where the sin was concentrated."

- Oswald Chambers, My Utmost for His Highest, July 3

I have a birthday tomorrow.

Every year I always get weirded out when it's my birthday.  It seems so weird that I should have a birthday... That's strange, huh?